The Flowers that Be

The prodigal son returns.

notacult.com

Let's face it...

Funny is funny.

Ronin vengeance

RIP BALLSTOMPER - "He wanted Wings"

BronsHolm Syndrome

When someone has you held hostage, eventually you feel for the hostage takers.

To this end, <Red Dawn> has engaged a <Charles Bronson> division within their ranks. Our members are encouraged to suck less and try to help <Red Dawn> PvP when they feel ready and up to it; you may tag between guilds as you see fit. Really. It's fine. No one gives a flip -- see the  >>Guild Charter<< if you have any questions.

Below is an approximation of <Charles Bronson>'s entry into the Red 99 server, as explained by Peter Horton in the Hit Cult Classic, Children of the Corn I: Corning Day



Below are some instructions from GM Floozy that will help you build finger strength for PVP.



Here, <Red Dawn>'s connection to Communism is clarified or made incomprehensible depending on what you're smoking.

#1 UNDEFEATED PvP CHAMPS ON RED - RETIRED

Hey all!

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=123795

 After fucking up The Purple Server, everyone has accomplished their goals of turning REDBLUE into our bitch. <Red Dawn> was a fucking blue joke and we raped them. Our enemies were crushed like roaches.

 It is with light hearts that we retire as active PvP champs, and now will merge and disperse into the ether of other guilds and sold accounts.

 14 years was a good run, and it ended with a bang - but its time to take Bronson's message of love to the masses of different games.

 There is nothing you can do to stop it.

 Here are all the guilds we fucked up without barely trying. Get real guys.

Could it be?

Is it <Charles Bronson> you're looking for?

We don't know. Only you know in your heart. If you want to see that YT, you know what to do.

WELCOME THREE NEWEST MEMBERS!

Geomance, Farson, and Kugbok have decided to join the ranks of the server's fastest growing legitimate PvP guild! Want to raid content? GO TO BLUE.

It is with heavy heart that we report, player Gaffin / Veteran / Vari / Bouncer 2.0 has had a total meltdown and gotten kicked out of <Red Dawn> , tried to scam trades, then got banned on all his accounts. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those in <Red Dawn> who thought there were players not in <Azrael> or <Nihilum> that are raid worthy! The truth hurts but it is beautiful.

Now go get your fuckin' shinebox

No, Floozy! Don't hurt 'em!

http://p99pvp.com/playerdetail.aspx?player=Floozy

Guild Meeting Thursday 11/14 - Fear Portal

You know why

Operation: Green Day

WELCOME BACK GM FLOOZY!!

putting in work Bronson style

Our spies Triquetra/Suirad and Celena/Taelia have successfully infiltrated the feature film remake-themed  <Red Dawn> guild as part of Operation: Green Day, an attempt to steal the guild bank for <Charles Bronson> to take as tribute.

The Eyes and Ears and Mustache of Bronson are everywhere. Take heed. The 1984 version was the superior version, and we stand by this version alone.

The new version sucks ass and we refuse to believe any guild who is serious about EQ could be called <Red Dawn>. Get a real name and quit being communists.

Life imitates Art

We Are Real Americans

CONGRATS BIG PERFF - DOING RALLOS' WORK

The air grows colder...

We here at Bronson Co. are pleased to announce the newest members Triquetra and Barbiie.

 With the assassination of Bronson's Most Wanted list members memi, swaregin, and candyman, the hunt continues for the other crazed scum of Norrath still left roaming our fair lands and cities. If you see these list members, pray consider them of foul odour and a mimicry of the wholesome person -- slay them on sight.

Below is what these players sound like.