The prodigal son returns.
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Saturday, November 30, 2013
Friday, November 29, 2013
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
BronsHolm Syndrome
When someone has you held hostage, eventually you feel for the hostage takers.
To this end, <Red Dawn> has engaged a <Charles Bronson> division within their ranks. Our members are encouraged to suck less and try to help <Red Dawn> PvP when they feel ready and up to it; you may tag between guilds as you see fit. Really. It's fine. No one gives a flip -- see the >>Guild Charter<< if you have any questions.
Below is an approximation of <Charles Bronson>'s entry into the Red 99 server, as explained by Peter Horton in the Hit Cult Classic, Children of the Corn I: Corning Day
Below are some instructions from GM Floozy that will help you build finger strength for PVP.
Here, <Red Dawn>'s connection to Communism is clarified or made incomprehensible depending on what you're smoking.
To this end, <Red Dawn> has engaged a <Charles Bronson> division within their ranks. Our members are encouraged to suck less and try to help <Red Dawn> PvP when they feel ready and up to it; you may tag between guilds as you see fit. Really. It's fine. No one gives a flip -- see the >>Guild Charter<< if you have any questions.
Below is an approximation of <Charles Bronson>'s entry into the Red 99 server, as explained by Peter Horton in the Hit Cult Classic, Children of the Corn I: Corning Day
Below are some instructions from GM Floozy that will help you build finger strength for PVP.
Here, <Red Dawn>'s connection to Communism is clarified or made incomprehensible depending on what you're smoking.
Saturday, November 16, 2013
#1 UNDEFEATED PvP CHAMPS ON RED - RETIRED
Hey all!
http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=123795
After fucking up The Purple Server, everyone has accomplished their goals of turning REDBLUE into our bitch. <Red Dawn> was a fucking blue joke and we raped them. Our enemies were crushed like roaches.
It is with light hearts that we retire as active PvP champs, and now will merge and disperse into the ether of other guilds and sold accounts.
14 years was a good run, and it ended with a bang - but its time to take Bronson's message of love to the masses of different games.
There is nothing you can do to stop it.
Here are all the guilds we fucked up without barely trying. Get real guys.
Friday, November 15, 2013
Could it be?
Is it <Charles Bronson> you're looking for?
We don't know. Only you know in your heart. If you want to see that YT, you know what to do.
WELCOME THREE NEWEST MEMBERS!
Geomance, Farson, and Kugbok have decided to join the ranks of the server's fastest growing legitimate PvP guild! Want to raid content? GO TO BLUE.
It is with heavy heart that we report, player Gaffin / Veteran / Vari / Bouncer 2.0 has had a total meltdown and gotten kicked out of <Red Dawn> , tried to scam trades, then got banned on all his accounts. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those in <Red Dawn> who thought there were players not in <Azrael> or <Nihilum> that are raid worthy! The truth hurts but it is beautiful.
Now go get your fuckin' shinebox
We don't know. Only you know in your heart. If you want to see that YT, you know what to do.
WELCOME THREE NEWEST MEMBERS!
Geomance, Farson, and Kugbok have decided to join the ranks of the server's fastest growing legitimate PvP guild! Want to raid content? GO TO BLUE.
It is with heavy heart that we report, player Gaffin / Veteran / Vari / Bouncer 2.0 has had a total meltdown and gotten kicked out of <Red Dawn> , tried to scam trades, then got banned on all his accounts. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those in <Red Dawn> who thought there were players not in <Azrael> or <Nihilum> that are raid worthy! The truth hurts but it is beautiful.
Now go get your fuckin' shinebox
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Saturday, November 9, 2013
Operation: Green Day
WELCOME BACK GM FLOOZY!!
putting in work Bronson style
The new version sucks ass and we refuse to believe any guild who is serious about EQ could be called <Red Dawn>. Get a real name and quit being communists.
Friday, November 8, 2013
Thursday, November 7, 2013
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
The air grows colder...
We here at Bronson Co. are pleased to announce the newest members Triquetra and Barbiie.
With the assassination of Bronson's Most Wanted list members memi, swaregin, and candyman, the hunt continues for the other crazed scum of Norrath still left roaming our fair lands and cities. If you see these list members, pray consider them of foul odour and a mimicry of the wholesome person -- slay them on sight.
Below is what these players sound like.
With the assassination of Bronson's Most Wanted list members memi, swaregin, and candyman, the hunt continues for the other crazed scum of Norrath still left roaming our fair lands and cities. If you see these list members, pray consider them of foul odour and a mimicry of the wholesome person -- slay them on sight.
Below is what these players sound like.
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Monday, October 28, 2013
Welcome Bronsonites!
Welcome Corsava, sexy Shaman of the North!
Join us on the p99 mumble:
mumble.project1999.org:default
Our shadowknight army is awakening...
Saturday, October 26, 2013
A night to remember
Way to go everyone! A great night of pvp and kittens was had by all. If you would like to be killed by Charles Bronson, please hold!
WELCOME NEW MEMBER RHUOBHE, NIGERIAN MAELSTROM
Victor Defeated
Gradner Mindcase
Hurb Dropshadow
Floozy Skar
Hurb Bryliant
Hurb Swaregin
Dangergirl Brewtality
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Go Team!
Congrats to newest asian member Perff for his rice cooking skills and slam hammer style of pvp that is crushing the competition!
Today saw the rise of a new era, with <Charles Bronson> expanding patrols to Karnors, OT, City of Mist, Lower Guk, South Ro, and Dreadlands.
Congrats to No One for the Karnors zone hopping festival! Minus Big Perff on his kill! Thanks again to Irah for logging right before PVP HAPPENED.
Congrats new members! ..and [Gravitas] KOS!
While you are probably all spies and meat cats, newest member Vadren is a backstabbing lguk aficionado who really begs the question, with skills like that, does it matter???
Somehow in between being killed by Thraak and wandering druids, Floozy and Gradner have found a new friend:
Oh, dont worry friend! We know all about your desire to see the hunt begin again!
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Masaka
Now, back to Vadren. He came like a thug angel in the ghetto of lower guk, expertly breaking spawn after spawn, and retrieving a Mask of Deception for lil' Gradner! congrats! mad raid loots!
Somehow in between being killed by Thraak and wandering druids, Floozy and Gradner have found a new friend:
Oh, dont worry friend! We know all about your desire to see the hunt begin again!
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Masaka
Now, back to Vadren. He came like a thug angel in the ghetto of lower guk, expertly breaking spawn after spawn, and retrieving a Mask of Deception for lil' Gradner! congrats! mad raid loots!
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
p99 Leaderboard Scandal
Hey Norrathians!
As you recently found out, the Nihilum leaderboard is rigged. It turns out Charles Bronson is in the Number One slots across the board and were hard coded out by a mexican in Florida. This is not news, as most of you know this already.
In response to this threat to all nations of the world, the <Nurga Nuke Squad> will be formed of Elite Charles Bronson members who have proven their ganking worth in the pvp world of pvpness (in the world).
Members of this squad will not be allowed to buy or mem Gate, they will not be allowed to mem more than two spells at any given time (one DD and one misc), and they must all be iksar shaman. Gear is not allowed, nor is Food or Drink purchases. Beneficial spells are not allowed to be purchased and buffs are illegal.
As you recently found out, the Nihilum leaderboard is rigged. It turns out Charles Bronson is in the Number One slots across the board and were hard coded out by a mexican in Florida. This is not news, as most of you know this already.
In response to this threat to all nations of the world, the <Nurga Nuke Squad> will be formed of Elite Charles Bronson members who have proven their ganking worth in the pvp world of pvpness (in the world).
Members of this squad will not be allowed to buy or mem Gate, they will not be allowed to mem more than two spells at any given time (one DD and one misc), and they must all be iksar shaman. Gear is not allowed, nor is Food or Drink purchases. Beneficial spells are not allowed to be purchased and buffs are illegal.
Monday, October 14, 2013
Thraak, Enemy of the State of Bronson
This guy....
Victor Defeated Defeated Guild Points Zone Date
Thraak Floozy Charles Bronson 3 Innothule Swamp 10/15/2013 12:14:25 AM
Thraak Gradner Charles Bronson 1 Innothule Swamp 10/15/2013 12:11:33 AM
Thraak Gradner Charles Bronson 2 Innothule Swamp 10/14/2013 11:17:34 PM
Thraak Celena Charles Bronson 3 Southern Desert of Ro 10/14/2013 8:35:52 PM
Thraak Gradner Charles Bronson 3 Castle Mistmoore 10/13/2013 3:52:26 AM
Thraak Hurb Charles Bronson 2 Rivervale 10/10/2013 8:48:25 PM
Thraak Hurb Charles Bronson 3 Northern Plains of Karana 10/7/2013 8:03:17 PM
...is taking the work of Meat Cats everywhere.
Thraak your instant death nuke will not escape the justice of Charles Bronson. Just... give us a sec... sit right over there.
have a seat. right over there.
Victor Defeated Defeated Guild Points Zone Date
Thraak Floozy Charles Bronson 3 Innothule Swamp 10/15/2013 12:14:25 AM
Thraak Gradner Charles Bronson 1 Innothule Swamp 10/15/2013 12:11:33 AM
Thraak Gradner Charles Bronson 2 Innothule Swamp 10/14/2013 11:17:34 PM
Thraak Celena Charles Bronson 3 Southern Desert of Ro 10/14/2013 8:35:52 PM
Thraak Gradner Charles Bronson 3 Castle Mistmoore 10/13/2013 3:52:26 AM
Thraak Hurb Charles Bronson 2 Rivervale 10/10/2013 8:48:25 PM
Thraak Hurb Charles Bronson 3 Northern Plains of Karana 10/7/2013 8:03:17 PM
...is taking the work of Meat Cats everywhere.
Thraak your instant death nuke will not escape the justice of Charles Bronson. Just... give us a sec... sit right over there.
have a seat. right over there.
Best Guild on Project1999.org!
All Hail, Lord of Fucks!
The recent "Best Guild" poll was completed and <Charles Bronson> was nominated MOST VALUABLE PVP GUILD and MOST LIKELY TO KILL EVERYONE.
Please, if you see any cats made of meat, don't be scared.
thanks for Floozy, Celena, Gradner, Irah, and of course, BIG HURB!
The recent "Best Guild" poll was completed and <Charles Bronson> was nominated MOST VALUABLE PVP GUILD and MOST LIKELY TO KILL EVERYONE.
Please, if you see any cats made of meat, don't be scared.
thanks for Floozy, Celena, Gradner, Irah, and of course, BIG HURB!
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